Today’s Prompt: Your doctor wrote you a wacky prescription. What is it?

So I have mixed feelings leaving the endo’s office today.  I look again at the piece of paper in my hand.  It’s a prescription, written in my endo’s chicken scratch.

Evidently, there’s some new medication that is supposed to work wonders.  It’s some kind of newfangled toothpaste.

Toothpaste doesn’t sound very exciting.  And while it won’t eliminate the daily trips on the glucoaster, it claims to get rid of those pesky tooth sweaters! 😉

*ok, peeps, this is completely fictitious and entire made up by my exhausted brain. Just so we’re clear.