Well, he didn't actually EAT it.
Let me back up a bit. Vader has been almost a perfect dog since we brought him home. Other than having complete meltdowns when we pass other dogs on a walk, but I digress. (We're doing training for that one).
But at home, he's tremendous. Was already housebroken and crate trained. And he leaves our stuff alone. The only things he's chewed up are his own (two stuffed crate pads and a stuffed toy, but who's counting?).
Our furniture, shoes, and everything else is safe. Vader doesn't bother any of it. So I'm not mad. It's an extra pump clip that I left on the floor. Which he picked up and accidentally broke. And it's the only thing of mine he's broken.
Besides. How could you stay mad at this face?